Monday, December 20, 2010

GrouchO's Christmas Party

Guinness here. Groucho invited me over for his Christmas party. Come along if you want.

As soon as I arrive I immediately proceed to his food dish and eat everything as per normal.

Then Groucho takes me in to show me his wooden shoes. That is what Santa will fill for him on Christmas Eve. He does not hang up a stocking because he is a Dutch Canadian Afghan Alien.

I told him there is enough stockings in his house anyways.

Groucho says now we are going to watch a movie. He said I had two choices. The Sound of Music or Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

I told Groucho HE had two choices. Pick another movie or I go home. We settle on E.T.

After the movie it is time to exchange presents! Look how excited Groucho seems.

Groucho gives me a batch of his World Famous Clown Sauce. It makes everything taste funny. You've probably had some yourself and didn't even know what it was. Very nice Groucho, thank you.

When I give Groucho his gift he falls over. It is an Alien pin-up calendar. He loved it. You can watch him freak out in the video. Thanks for the rocking good time Groucho. Merry Christmas.


  1. Wowza! You guys know how to PARRRRRRRRTTTTTTTY!

    Things are quite around our house for the most part at Christmas. Lot's of snoozes and cuddles BUT Molly (AKA mini-wolfie) can get in quite excited and hyper. I'll bet that 'sauce' is very special. hehehe

  2. What a great Christmas party (though the hu-dad would have picked Close Encounters).

  3. Guinness you have the best blog! Have a cozy Christmas!

  4. ET, huh? Like totally about his mom and dad, right? Great party, I think. Well, except for that funny sauce. Who knew there was an alien pin-up calendar?


  5. Hey Guinness!
    Wow, that was some party! We all knew Groucho was a wild one. That sauce is very "funny" and I'd love to try some! Good movie choice too...Singing in the hills has nothing on drunk aliens.
    Grr and a Festive Woof,
    Sarge, COP

  6. Hey Guinness, Please tell everyone that I want to wish them A VERY MUCH MERRY CHRISTMAS with tons of Fun and Furends and Food... Sorta like that pawty over at the Alien's place.
    Whoooooo Whooo Check out those Leggies...

  7. You should have chosen Sound of Music because what is better for a dog that yodeling? We could all learn the words to 'High on a Hill Stood a Lonely Goatherd, laydi, odel-laydi, odel-oooo!

    Looking forward to the next party, with better choices. Yeah, and what IS the special sauce?

    A very Merry Christmas to you guys!


  8. It looks like you had a blast!

    Nubbin wiggles,

  9. Wish we attended your Christmas pawrty. We like that you put your paw down and picked ET to watch, good choice. What a nice way to end the pawrty with a present exchange. Hope it was lots of fun
    Benny & Lily

  10. What an interesting movie dilemma! We do love the solution - great movie!

    Please give Groucho some snooter smoochies from all of us and some are for you too. Happy Holidays from all of us to all of you!

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

  11. hahah Happy Holidays you two! Love the pin up calendar!

  12. What a great party! :-) And how quaint about the wooden shoes instead of stockings! :-)

    Hsin-Yi would have watched "The Sound of Music" with Groucho! It's one of her all-time favourite movies!

    Honey the Great Dane

  13. Yeah, things looked pretty wild there...not.