Friday, January 29, 2010

Boy in Bed / Boy in Berries

Here is a little bonus feature: it is Guinness and Saige playing at the farm in this poor quality video! lol
AND.....dah da da dum!!!! for all you GROUCHO fans--here he is being weird and cute! He usually stops in like this for a lil' nightcap with his mom and dad. This was on a cozy Christmas night!

Thursday, January 28, 2010

A New Day

*Sniff* *sniff* *sniff* Hmm..wonder what kinda day this is...

Oh! look at that! It's a SNOW DAY!

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

It's Pretty Simple...

Sometimes I chase Saige...

and then...Saige chases me!

And then I chase Saige again...

and then Saige chases me!

...and then we laugh about it for a little while...

and start all over again. It's that simple!

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Hay Play!

Hehehe! Saige thinks she can get me!
Come around this side and I'll show you....


Hehehe--Naw--just a kiss.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Farmer Groucho Interview

Groucho here at the farm getting ready for my interview.

Did you know I have O.C.D?

And A.D.D too!

It is true! I do lots of different thingies all the time!

So Guinness did not hire me on as farm helper...bye!

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Farmer Guinness

No time to talk...Gotta do my rounds. Plus I am interviewing for a farm hand tomorrow--so I am all about business......... Hay bales, check.
New Christmas Calf...check.

Horses, check check and...hey, where are you Vick?

Oh, back there. Check.

Cross the stream to check the hens....woops, not allow to
check the hens as I will try to eat them...Check.

15 minute snow break. Check.

Monday, January 18, 2010

Kings Court




Court Jester?

Friday, January 15, 2010

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Twitter: Red Neck Style

Outside it is cold.

But here in this nook of brambles it is warm.

And all the little winter birds are tweeting and twitting and flitting and flying in the shrubs. It is peaceful to watch and listen.

Or you could just eat a baby snowman.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

The Forgotten One, the Forty-One, the Fat One

I turned 3 on New Year's Day. That's right. I am a New Year's baby and my Momma forgot to tell you. It is kinda important don't you think? I mean, it is not everyday your big boy turns 3!!!

Saige was the only one who showed up to my party...and she lives here!

I invited Groucho but he is charming up all the girls at a DIFFERENT birthday party!

His Mom!!!! She turned FORTY-ONE! So MY mom made her this cake of the New Sewage Treatment Plant because Groucho's mom is a Town Councillor and involved in the project. She is the "number one" girl in the "number 2 business"--hehehe--get it ....#2?

See all the sewer rats and the lagoon filled with all sorts of nice FLOATABLES? hehehe

And look--my mom and Groucho's dad can only eat this much of the cake because they are on a program called "Weight Watchers".

See, look how big and strong my mom is --she was the National heavy weight powerlifting champ! See her eyeballs popping out of her red face?

Here she is bench pressing the first 300 pounds ever by a female in Canada. Kewl huh?

But NOW....she says it is time to be an athlete and not a fatlete. And guess what! I gained weight myself over Christmas and I am a whopping 163 pounds! My vet thought that I should go back into the 150 range so I won't stress my broken leg--oh but how I DO love to eat treats!

But look what else I forgot to tell you---I am on page 45 of the new Dog Joy book!

See, look. They even sent me a CUSTOM COPY of me on the cover! So I guess if I am going to be a cover model I will have to watch my figure after all. Til next time...Guinny.