
Oh hi, It's just Guinness. I am here at Groucho's HouseO. He wants me to help him with his audition for "The Sound of Music". He is trying for the role of Fraulein Maria.

We go through some test runs. But Groucho says the setting isn't authentic enough. He doesn't FEEL the part.

We take it outside and I must admit the difference in his attitude is astounding!

Groucho--you go run around like Fraulein Maria and I will judge you....

There he goes. I thought it was pretty good but Groucho says the air is too dry. Well go warm up your vocal chords then. SHEESH!

Mi Mi Mi Mi. So So So So......LaLaLaLa.......

Doe Doe Doe Doe. Ti Ti Ti Ti ...a drink with jam and bread, La ...a note to follow So....

Ok, Ok. That should be good, for Pete's sake Groucho. Now, run down that hill and try again.

Oh. There he goes. Hehehe, the little ratty. " The Hills are Alive...da da dee da dum!"

What's that? You are parched from the running? Oh. Well...here is your personal assistant with your herbal tea. OH BROTHER!

Ok. Ok. Let's try something else. You go over that way and run and jump around. Try to support your notes a little better....stop singing through your nose so much.

Not bad, Not bad. It was a little pitchy for me, but you did your thing dawg.

What the? Oh great. He is up to his old tricks now. GROUCHO!!! You CAN NOT LEVITATE UP In THE TREES FOR YOUR AUDITION. It will freak the judges out totally!!!! GET DOWN!

JUST STAY RIGHT THERE. Now, try singing your part. No funny stuff.

What's that? You are going? You want to go home now?

Well that is just great. That figures. He has the attention span of a gnat. Tell me...anyone... How do you solve a problem like Maria?