Monday, January 10, 2011

Divalien

Sheesh. It's Guinness and Groucho asked me to submit his entry for Mangominster in the Doggie Diva category.

Honestly folks, if you had a levitating alien knocking at your door everyday what would you do?

I mean not only can he be a Diva...but he can be a real DEVIL too!


So I am posting this for him lest he turns me into a crab.


Truthfully, I can't think of a better contender for the title.



Remember his stint at America's Next Dog Model?



Then there was his audition for "The Sound of Music" where he brought his own personal assistant.


And when he doesn't get his own way he freaks everyone out with his levitation abilities.



Remember his conehead levitational tantrum?



Or when he sprouted his own Pom-poms for the cheerleading tryouts?



Or how about the time when he walked on water like some kind of Jesus dog?



And how could we forget the time he got his Botox treatment


...and he couldn't move his face for weeks!


And he can even detatch his tongue and paste it to the side of his face. See?



And who could forget this stylish number.



And then there is this piece of work.



And remember his strange rituals?



And his crazy breakdance moves?



Remember when he released his Rap album?


This diva has done it ALL! And to try to clench top spot Groucho has pulled one final trick..the trick to end all tricks...


His new Justin Beiber haircut! It is true! Groucho is DESPERATE to win!

So please, if you value your life as much as I value mine ...do me a favor and vote for Groucho. Save a life today.

22 comments:

  1. Guinness - you got it!!! That is one Diva Devil for sure.

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

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  2. hahahahahahaha Groucho!!! You are one talented divalien!

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  3. Hi Groucho - you're our hero! We think you've got this one in the bag - but then the competition at Mango Minster is always intense and of the highest calibre which is what makes it so exciting so we know you won't be complacent, he he he!! We are impressed with your entry - and we will do our bit for Guinness by voting for you!

    Schnauzer snuggles - JD and Max.

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  4. He's got our vote!

    Guinness, is there a long, suffering friend category for you?

    XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

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  5. Well I would say he certainly qualifies!

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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  6. For sure you are both contenders.
    Benny & Lily

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  7. Guinness, what a brillant entry on Groucho's behalf!

    He has our vote for sure - a real Diva!!

    take care
    Clive and Murray

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  8. I almost peed my pants, thanks Groucho and Guinness....
    Lots of love, Silver & Sandra

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  9. How can HE be a Diva (feminine)? I thought that would be a category for us femmes! Isn't there someplace else he could fit?

    Please try, Guinness, won't you?

    Kisses,
    Stella

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  10. Divalien!
    Yes!
    Your entry sure is a good one!
    Good luck!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  11. OK dude, we got your back. A vote for Groucho it is. It's very nice of you to share your blog and act as his campaign manager, even if he did have to make you an offer you can't refuse.

    Jed & Abby

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  12. LOL. There are some serious style points coming your way dude....

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  13. Wow, we thoughts Scylla was a DIVA, but we thinks Groucho may put her to shame . Don't worry Scylla is a cat, so she isn't entered in the DIVA category.~Fenris & his cats


    (SCYLLA SCREAMING LOUDLY: I AM NOT A DIVA NOW COME PET ME MOMMY!!! THIS INSTANT)

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  14. Heehee! Great entry!!! We are Most Impressed with the walking on water and levitation abilities! And the Botox? Oy. I don't think we'll be trying that any time soon! ;-)

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

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  15. Well, Goucho...
    You certainly put your own unique twist on Diva! So many interesting facets to your abilities and personality! May the best doggie win at MM!!

    Snorts-
    Carmen the Frenchie (piggybacking on Brutus' blog)

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  16. the pom poms and the hair cut slay me...

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  17. Hi Groucho, you are always a winner with us and with that hair do you have our vote!!!
    love
    Martha and Bailey xxx

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  18. Oh this made me laugh out loud Groucho! Best of luck to you and I love your pom-poms! Ann

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  19. Groucho

    The mommas is laughing so hard i is afraid she's gonna do somethin' gross.

    You are the most fabWHOlous guy we has seen in a long time.

    Signed
    Your still laughing Who, Sugar

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  20. I just saw Groucho on the Mango Minster website and had to come visit and see just what kind of doggie Groucho is. I love him! Irish Wolfhounds are one of my very favorite breeds, but I have to admit I have never seen a dog like Groucho before. He is hilarious. :-)

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