I turned 3 on New Year's Day. That's right. I am a New Year's baby and my Momma forgot to tell you. It is kinda important don't you think? I mean, it is not everyday your big boy turns 3!!!
Saige was the only one who showed up to my party...and she lives here!
I invited Groucho but look...here he is charming up all the girls at a DIFFERENT birthday party!
His Mom!!!! She turned FORTY-ONE! So MY mom made her this cake of the New Sewage Treatment Plant because Groucho's mom is a Town Councillor and involved in the project. She is the "number one" girl in the "number 2 business"--hehehe--get it ....#2?
See all the sewer rats and the lagoon filled with all sorts of nice FLOATABLES? hehehe
And look--my mom and Groucho's dad can only eat this much of the cake because they are on a program called "Weight Watchers".
See, look how big and strong my mom is --she was the National heavy weight powerlifting champ! See her eyeballs popping out of her red face?
Here she is bench pressing the first 300 pounds ever by a female in Canada. Kewl huh?
But NOW....she says it is time to be an athlete and not a fatlete. And guess what! I gained weight myself over Christmas and I am a whopping 163 pounds! My vet thought that I should go back into the 150 range so I won't stress my broken leg--oh but how I DO love to eat treats!
But look what else I forgot to tell you---I am on page 45 of the new Dog Joy book!
See, look. They even sent me a CUSTOM COPY of me on the cover! So I guess if I am going to be a cover model I will have to watch my figure after all. Til next time...Guinny.
Here is a little bonus feature: it is Guinness and Saige playing at the farm in this poor quality video! lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BYI3EXEOAk
*Sniff* *sniff* *sniff* Hmm..wonder what kinda day this is...
Oh! look at that! It's a SNOW DAY!
Sometimes I chase Saige...
and then...Saige chases me!
And then I chase Saige again...
and then Saige chases me!
...and then we laugh about it for a little while...
and start all over again. It's that simple!
Hehehe! Saige thinks she can get me!
Come around this side and I'll show you....
ATTACK!
Hehehe--Naw--just a kiss.
Groucho here at the farm getting ready for my interview.
Did you know I have O.C.D?
And A.D.D too!
It is true! I do lots of different thingies all the time!
So Guinness did not hire me on as farm helper...bye! 
No time to talk...Gotta do my rounds. Plus I am interviewing for a farm hand tomorrow--so I am all about business......... Hay bales, check.
New Christmas Calf...check.
Horses, check check and...hey, where are you Vick?
Oh, back there. Check.
Cross the stream to check the hens....woops, not allow to 
15 minute snow break. Check.
Outside it is cold.
But here in this nook of brambles it is warm.
Or you could just eat a baby snowman.
I turned 3 on New Year's Day. That's right. I am a New Year's baby and my Momma forgot to tell you. It is kinda important don't you think? I mean, it is not everyday your big boy turns 3!!!
Saige was the only one who showed up to my party...and she lives here!
I invited Groucho but look...here he is charming up all the girls at a DIFFERENT birthday party!
See, look how big and strong my mom is --she was the National heavy weight powerlifting champ! See her eyeballs popping out of her red face?
Here she is bench pressing the first 300 pounds ever by a female in Canada. Kewl huh?
But look what else I forgot to tell you---I am on page 45 of the new Dog Joy book!
