Happy Doom's Day

Hi, it's Guinness. I was at Crick Hollow again last weekend. You know, enjoying the peace and quite with Maggi...

Everything was still and easy until...what the??? Why do I hear Rap Music coming up the lane? Oh great. It is Groucho. He pulls up in his Pimpmobile. He is using it to haul around this spaceship thingy.

Groucho has been fixing up his spaceship. He said he has secretly been working on it all year. It even says right on it that it is from the Ozone. Gulp.

Groucho said the WORLD IS COMING TO AN END. He has everything he needs in his little iPOD to survive the Apocalypse.

I go in for a tour. It is true. Groucho has stocked every nook and cranny with all the provisions he needs to survive. Then he told me "good luck and good riddance". Hmmm...I see how it is.

Later on, Groucho steps out of his spaceship and summons us all around the campfire. He says he is going to celebrate our last night in style so we will remember everything he has ever done for us. What the??? He asks us in turn to list all the ways he has changed our lives.

Groucho leads us song. We sing a round of Kumbaya. Groucho has way too much to drink and passes out cold.

We chuck him in the cabin to sleep it off. Turns out the medication for his hip has reacted with the alcohol.

The next day Groucho is really embarrassed. He said he got the date wrong and the REAL Rapture is not until October 21st. Groucho said he had enough cheek from us. He said we have 5 months to change our ways...if we want to survive the next RAPTURE.