Wednesday, November 25, 2009

We are NOT Alone....

Hi, it is Guinness and I have deduced that Groucho is an ALIEN. Let's look at the cold hard evidence shall we? THIS....is the Teletubbies monstrosity he tries to pull off as his tail.


And uh---the dude has no bones. he is like some sort of weird contortionalist.



Also, he speaks in strange tounges...have you heard him? It is an unearthly language. Whatcha saying there Gonzo---umm, i mean Groucho.




And yeah, finally...well, just look at him. Sorry about your face there Vulcan, but c'mon--what IS that???




We still have some funds left over from our research grant when we travelled to the moon. So we loaded him back into our SpaceShip.



We figure he either hijacked our ship on our return flight or some of his own kind knocked him over his head and stowed him when we weren't looking.





Any of this look familiar buddy?




Well, he still seems confused... he doesn't recognize the surroundings, and no one is here to claim him. So I guess we'll bring him back to Earth with us for now.


19 comments:

  1. No way he is a dog for sure. That is one weird being. I think you better sleep with one eye open and watch out for space craft lest you get beamed up with him.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  2. I love Groucho; maybe because he IS a Vulcan! LOL

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  3. Be careful... he may PROBE you !!
    Live Long and Prosper.

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  4. We agree - there are some pretty worrying signs - did you ever see a tail like that before?
    Sort of like a question mark........
    Be careful!
    love and kisses
    Martha & Bailey xxx

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  5. Oh Miss Saige,
    I am glad you admire my most large and handsome self. As you can see, I put much more thought into my dance moves. Not all springy cracker dog.

    Hey! Did you know you are the photo of the month at DWB? http://www.dogswithblogs.com.au/bonezone/viewtopic.php?t=1431

    Yuh, for sure.

    Slobbers,
    Mango

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  6. So Groucho is just a little different . . .he is from Afghanistan or maybe one of the other Stans.
    He could come and live with me in a minute! C'mon Groucho!

    Kisses,
    Stella

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  7. Groucho is pretty cute! Weird, but cute!

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  8. Awww Gonzo - I mean GROUCHO!!!! What a cutie! & I never noticed his little tan colored circle butt either! Alien or not...he's quite charming!

    Love & Licks,
    Randi

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  9. Groucho reminds us of Animal from the Muppets.
    Love Ruby & Penny

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  10. So your strategy is to make fun of an alien? Sigorney Weaver recommends NOT.

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  11. Hi wolfies & co! Hey, you may be onto something there. We for one (or two - he he!) think that Groucho is 'out of this world' at any rate! He's so good at impersonations. Yesterday he was posing as Macca and today as Spock. Hmmm, do you do requests Groucho?! We're loving how floofy your paws are getting by the way Groucho. Schnauzer snuggles - JD and Max.

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  12. Hmm... he DOES seem right at home on the moon, doesn't he? ha roo roo roo!
    Play bows,
    Zim

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  13. Wow! I don't think I've ever seen a canine quite like him. He's one of a kind. but i'm sure you've been told that before.

    Definitely from another planet. yup...definitely.
    ~wags-n-wiggles~
    wild dingo

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  14. Poor Groucho - we like to think of him as "special".

    Woos, the OP Pack

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  15. BOL...funny faces! Very cute
    Benny & Lily

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  16. ... these are the voyages of the starship Wolfieprise ...

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