....must go investigate...
WOOSH! AH -HA!!!!
Wow! I gotta go Pee!!!!! NOW!!
Guess what. I am a REALLY BAD BOY--and I wait all day to pee because I am lazy and picky. Certain conditions have to be met for me to be satisfied. I will not go out in my play pen. I will not go in the front yard. You have to take me out on a special trip so I can try and weasel a walk out of you at the same time. So sometimes, I get stuck holding it.
because I hold it so long, sometimes it takes me over 2 minutes to pee! Everyone rolls their eyes at me and it is a big joke.