Groucho's Naked Human

Guinness here...found this nice little knoll to curl up in!  Had to get away from the hustle and bustle for a while...know what I mean? Sometimes a guy's just gotta have some down time. 

What the...???!!!  Who is that coming down the lane.  OH BROTHER!  How did he find me way down here?

It is Groucho Alien and he brought along his equally strange human.

Um... I can't help but notice that Groucho's human has forgotten to put her pants on  today.

Good grief..who the heck dresses like that out here in the country?

 I ask Groucho what is up with his human but he is embarrassed.  He pretends he does not hear me.  So he just sit there...him and his nose.

Groucho says he is just another accessory for his human, like a handbag or a new pair of shoes.  He said he is having trouble balancing city and country life.  He came down here to tell us he is having a wine and cheese party this afternoon but maybe we shouldn't come by.  It might embarrass him if we showed up while the city folk were there.

Groucho is torn.  We all sit around for a bit saying nothing at all.  Groucho whimpers around trying to get us to feel sorry for him.

Then with a near strangulation tug on his leash his human says it is time to go.  They have to go get ready for the party.

Oh.  Good- Bye, Groucho.  

I settle back into my nook.  But somehow... things don't seem so peaceful and quiet anymore..