Divalien

Sheesh. It's Guinness and Groucho asked me to submit his entry for Mangominster in the Doggie Diva category.

Honestly folks, if you had a levitating alien knocking at your door everyday what would you do?

I mean not only can he be a Diva...but he can be a real DEVIL too!

So I am posting this for him lest he turns me into a crab.

Truthfully, I can't think of a better contender for the title.

Remember his stint at America's Next Dog Model?

Then there was his audition for "The Sound of Music" where he brought his own personal assistant.

And when he doesn't get his own way he freaks everyone out with his levitation abilities.

Remember his conehead levitational tantrum?

Or when he sprouted his own Pom-poms for the cheerleading tryouts?

Or how about the time when he walked on water like some kind of Jesus dog?

And how could we forget the time he got his Botox treatment

...and he couldn't move his face for weeks!

And he can even detatch his tongue and paste it to the side of his face. See?

And who could forget this stylish number.

And then there is this piece of work.

And remember his strange rituals?

And his crazy breakdance moves?

Remember when he released his Rap album?

This diva has done it ALL! And to try to clench top spot Groucho has pulled one final trick..the trick to end all tricks...

His new Justin Beiber haircut! It is true! Groucho is DESPERATE to win!

So please, if you value your life as much as I value mine ...do me a favor and vote for Groucho. Save a life today.