As soon as I arrive I immediately proceed to his food dish and eat everything as per normal.
Then Groucho takes me in to show me his wooden shoes. That is what Santa will fill for him on Christmas Eve. He does not hang up a stocking because he is a Dutch Canadian Afghan Alien.
I told him there is enough stockings in his house anyways.
Groucho says now we are going to watch a movie. He said I had two choices. The Sound of Music or Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
I told Groucho HE had two choices. Pick another movie or I go home. We settle on E.T.
After the movie it is time to exchange presents! Look how excited Groucho seems.
Groucho gives me a batch of his World Famous Clown Sauce. It makes everything taste funny. You've probably had some yourself and didn't even know what it was. Very nice Groucho, thank you.