Guinness here. Well I got into a SKUNK-- REALLY BAD! I had to be put outsided I stunk so bad no one could stand it. I couldn't even stand myself. It is so unbelievably rancid it makes me gag.
And look! See the blood on my muzzle? A piece of porcupine quill migrated from the inside of my mouth and came right out of my face!!!!
And I got these burdocks stuck on my head...
and then my ears got stuck to them like this.
And then I ate all of this...
Maybe tomorrow will be a better day...
Guinness, I am in awe of your ability to have so many adventures in one day!
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Sasha
Get a grip on yourself. I am starting to think you are part terrier.
ReplyDeleteDignified, always dignified.
Slobbers,
Mango
Now I'm thinking of a Brittany Spears song. Oops, I think I did it again....
ReplyDeleteAnyway, as the teens used to say, 'take a chill pill dude'. You are being a mischievous wolfie, eh? Sometimes that leads to trouble.
Hi Guinness, Do you get QVC???? If so... they sell a product called X-O that is guarenteed to kill the skunk odor. I don't know about skunk, beclaws I have never gotten into that, butt.... let me tell you about an ice chest that smelled like.... dead fish. My mom put some X-O in it. closed the lid and an hour later... NO SMELL AT ALL.
ReplyDeleteThe product can be found on the net at Don Aslett cleaning products... but it is MORE $$$ from them than QVC.
OMD you STILL had a porkie quill. That looks soooo painful.
The skunk and quill were enough to have happen to you... butt then all the other thingys... well buddy I think that is about the worst day I have ever heard of.
I am sending you some of my best licks and wags to try and make it a bit better. Sorry all that went down for you.
If you can't find X-O email me and I'll try to help you locate it.
frankiefurter@wildblue.net
Oh Guinness, honey - you needs to go back to bed! Try getting up again tomorrow!!
ReplyDeleteOuchies - hope your muzzle isn't too sore!
((hugs)) your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena
Wooos Guinness! My oh my, what a wonderful day.....you have been busy, now we do not have any of those skunk things here , Mom remembers when our last doggie played with them all of the time, she forever smelled a bit bad... tomato juice and pine sol worked well. bummer about the quill, yummy cheese, you need a nap!
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Woooo, Guinness! I fear for your life, Big Dog, if you don't start living a little more sedately!
ReplyDeleteSkunkies and Porkies are just terrible no-nos, and you must remember that. How it must have hurt your muzzle to get that barb out.
Our heart goes out to you, and hope tomorrow is a waaaay better day.
Kisses,
Stella
Oh my...you are just like my Sketcher! Accident prone, bull-in-a-china-shop and part billy goat!
ReplyDeletePoor Guinness! You are having a bad day!
ReplyDeleteStill porcupine quills?! OI! How painful!
ReplyDeleteWhat a rough day. I must say your ears do look pretty cute stuck on your head like that! :)
You must have had a dark cloud following you all day...we can smell you all the way here in Georgia! PU!!!
ReplyDeleteWe enjoyed our visit to your doggie bloggie.
Licks and sniffs,
Zack, Sassy and Buddy
Oops, you must certainly did do it again!
ReplyDeleteWe just checked on your link to the National Post and we were very saddened to read that James had died. It was such an amazing story - Chance looking after him and returning home and then the rescuers going out and following the tracks. It would have been a miracle, I guess, had James survived after two days in such cold temperatures. We can't begin to imagine what his family must be going through.
We have friends here who nearly have to barricade themselves into their houses to stop their autistic children getting out - its every autistic child's parents worse nightmare that their child will escape out of the house unsupervised.
We really wish that story could have had a better ending.
Oh poor Guinness - we are feeling very bad cos we laughed!
ReplyDeleteWe hope you were not hurt by the nasty porcupine quill - we think it was the picture of you with your ears stuck to your head that sent us over the edge.
Tommorrow will be a better day.
love
Martha & Bailey xxx
Wow! I am SO ENVIOUS!!!...skunks, porcupines, cuckle burrs and parmesian cheese all in a single day? You know how to live life to the fullest!
ReplyDelete(You do know, don't you, that as long as you are wearing skunk cologne, you will have MUCH BETTER luck on your hunting expeditions! My pal, Shanachie, used to make a point of getting sprayed by skunks as often as possible...and always got gobs of game while she was disguised with the skunk cologne! ...though, maybe you might want to skip hunting the porcupines!)
We hope tomorrow will be a better day.
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Lilly, Piper, Carrleigh and Java
Rohan here,
ReplyDeleteMy hooman came home, saw this and was laughing loudly. Then he showed it to me. I don't understand what is so funny. Sounds like a normal day to me!
PS Was that can of stuff tasty? Your bed sure looks soft...and big enough for a friend?
Oh Guinness...the good news is you look darling with your ears stuck. I know tomorrow will be better. Hang in there!
ReplyDeleteOh Guinness, you surely did have a bad day. Did you have to have a tomato juice bath too?
ReplyDeleteHere's to a good day tomorrow.
Woos, Phantom and Thunder
That's a full day's work. Not a real GOOD one, but certainly a FULL one!
ReplyDeleteHope tomorrow is better!
Tail wags,
Storm
Oh my...BOL..BOL...hysterical. Poor baby...maybe you better stay home tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
ruh roh.... someone had a very busy day! I don't think I've ever had so many adventures in my whole life!! Hope tomorrow turns out better.
ReplyDeleteOh-oh! What a day! Yes... go to sleep early and sure tomorrow will be a better day!
ReplyDeleteTake care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Hey Guinness,
ReplyDeleteI gotta tell ya buddy that sounds like a great day to me. Except for the weird thing on your head that your ears got stuck to. Oh and the porcupine quill, that sounds painful (again).
The cheese and the skunk sound like pure fun!
Hoover BPD
oh no no no guiness.. not a schkunk.. eeeuuUUUUUuu that's just nasty. we felt very bad about the pokeeepine thingy.. that just hurt to look at, but a schmelly schkunk eeeyuck. your poor nose has to take a vacation so you don't get into trubble.. smelly cheese, smelly skunk.. stop smelling smelly sctuff. <--- that's the only advice we can come up with. pooooooor guiness. so now you've been ostracized to the great outdoors...hope the humans can figure out a deskunkee smell solution soon..
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OMG! Guinness. We're not worthy!! The amount of trouble you can get into in just one day. Impressive!! We hope you're feelin' better.
ReplyDeleteLot's of hugs & kisses to ya.
Stella & Gunther
Wow! Guinness, you are one busy dog! Hope that you are smelling and feeling better after all that you got yourself into. We would have devoured that cheese, too!
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Duhgall and Fiona
Om dawg... you sure know how to live life on the EDGE! take Loki with you. he seems to like your kind of action. a matter of fact. take Juno too. she's worse than he is for this kind of explorin!
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wild dingo
Well you have had a very rough day. Maybe tomorrow will be better.
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Oh Guiness - big day huh?! One thing after another for you there buddy.... Aw well, tomorrow's a new day - all new adventures for you to get stuck into! Schnauzer snuggles - JD and Max.
ReplyDeleteoh guiness you do make us laugh!
ReplyDeleteAhhh you poor thing!! I guess just like a wolfie you tend to forget the bad stuff really quick. We are sending you some Leo wisdom about once bitten twice shy. I hope it works!!
ReplyDeleteWow - that is a bad day.
ReplyDeleteOw, those porcupines sure hurt! Skunks also are not the most enjoyable creatures. You probably wanted to get a closer look at the skunk..... There so cute..... but sadly skunks don't like paparazzi....... Sorry you had a bad day......
ReplyDeleteLove and hugs,
Angelina